I want an ipad and I hate people

okay, okay, okay. 
i do realize how everyone is critizing this.

BUT DUDE.

I WANT ONE!

you may all know/not know that i am an avid reader

and instead of buying an e-reader or whatever they're called,

i'd rather get an Ipad.

That SAYS something because I HATE touch screens.

asdhkl; YES I DO.

I HATE THEM AS MUCH AS YOU HATE DOGS POOING ON YOUR LAWN.

but daaaamn. those Ipads are dope. i don't know why or HOW, but they are.

and you know it! i mean, since when did i call things 'dope'?except for people that is.

well, this is all from a person who like to read perspective. so, whatevs.

i want to get that for the purpose they were made for - y'know e-reading!

guuh! buy me that, someone! 
instead of measly chocolates, i want an Ipad dammit.

Stay ugly,

♥ Lynette Joy.

fringe.

recently, i wanted to change my 'do,

so i got my fringe cut, cut, cut...

so my mum makes fun of me.
i look like an Egyptian, apparently.

sorry for the crappy webcam quality...

Stay ugly,

♥ Lynette Joy.

empty furniture makes me feel lonely.

just sat around, ate and watched drama.

i feel like one of those fat depressed people.

i need to sort out my life.

cousin just left and

went back to New Zealand.

anyway, currently music is my 
only friend and company.
how beautiful is this? 
....
ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME, OKAY.

Stay ugly,

♥ Lynette Joy.

sundays were made to sleep in.

today was quite embarrassing.

we went to the city around 9AM.

so do you know what time we woke up?

hahahaha. around 7AM. on a SUNDAY MORNING.

anyway. the plan was to go to A58 and take photos.

well. guess what. we arrive there at 9AM.

A58 opens at 12PM. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Borders opens around 10AM. so what can we do?!

be weirdo's and take photos.

later on, i shouted my cousin starbucks 'cause i'm nice.

wanna see our A58 photos?

don't be shy, i know you want to. here:

excuse me. the quality isn't that good

'cause it's from my webcam and i look so homely

and mearghh 'cause i just woke up. aha.

i'll prolly upload them closer later on.

Stay ugly,

♥ Lynette Joy.

leopard prints make me look tribal.

so bored, we took photos.

sometimes, we are so shameless. i love it.

warning: shameless pictures ahead.

the owner of this blog will not be held responsible for

any blindness, seizures or deaths. view at your own discretion.

yeah well, DON'T JUDGE ME.

there's more photos but i'd be beyond

shameless if i were to post it on the internet

(that, and my cousin would kill me, haha)

don't laugh! i don't know how to pose! :|

our skin looks soo flawless~ don't you want to touch it?
oh wait. nevermind. i just realised how creepy i sound. rewind, erase from memory.

HRNGGH. shamless person! shameless person!
i don't know you!!

muh favourite shot. don't ask me how those little circles got there.

they just appeared in our photo. like magic.

Stay ugly,

♥ Lynette Joy.

mobiles are useless without credit.

so it was celine and laverne's last day here at brisbane.

it was so sad. they'll be going back to sydney (take me with you!)

MG was planning to come, but in the end, she wasn't invited,

i mean, she couldn't make it.

anyway, we went out ate and played golf.

like those upperclass middle aged men do.

t'was fun, t'was fun.

later, we went shopping at DFO and bought

clothes from Forever New. :)

getting ready - haha our morning faces...

my kissing face. yuck, how disgusting... why am i even posting this?

hahahaha, boys: beware...

...why do i look like an extra here?!

driving the golf cabby! chyeaaahhh boii

i love trees.

Stay ugly,

♥ Lynette Joy.

the aftermath of an explosion.

ugh. i'm so tired and drained.

here are some leftovers from the party:

my balloons are starting to lose its air

my roses are starting to wilt

Notice there aren’t any pictures of people?

Yeah well, I’m doing everyone (especially my readers if I have any) a favour. Hahaha. No, seriously. Sorry, but I don’t want to be held responsible if I had mentally scared anyone from the after-effects. Hahaha.

anyway, it was a fun night/morning.

i didn't get to sleep till one AM.

okay, that was a lie. i'm lying, i'm sorry.

i don't even know what time i got home.

can't even remember what time i went to sleep.

hello eyebags

Stay ugly,

♥ Lynette Joy.

her loss of innocence.

i did a double-take and the title sounds...

compromising.

riiiight. well, it's not what you think it is. i-i swear!

actually, it only means that leagally, i'm not

considered a 'child' anymore. dammit.

anyway, in my culture, turning eighteen is a pretty big deal.
well, for a girl, that is. the girls have a 'debut'. eeeek.
it's so embarrasing and you get alll the attention on you.

yikes. i'm not good with so much attention on me...
anyhoo, here are some photos:

the only thing that matters: the cake.

before

after-ish

cousin and i pretending to be newlyweds. :|

just where are they all pointing at?

(kim, kris, nikko and steven)
the guys danced to "my girl" - choreographed by louie.
top four stolen from FB LOL

me and karen performing... you can see people leave.

yeah, thanks guys. thanks for your love and support.
i love you too.

such raw emotions!

and technique!

here i am hidiously tired. time:12AM

my retarded self. have i no shame?

Disclaimer: this has all been a lie. nobody came.

Stay ugly,

♥ Lynette Joy.

and there's blood falling from the ceiling of this world.

sad truth of couples

and so, i have these things called
‘my ugly days’

yes, yes. go ahead and laugh.
i'm waiting for your mockery.
but it’s true.

on those days, i avoid people like the pague,
i resist social events and generally tend to
dodge mirrors like Neo. hahahaha
i love those days.

ugly days: synonym, with ‘lazy days’

only difference is, i am actually productive.

hm. i think i need a hobby. or a job.
anyway, i found this picture quite funny, but true:

Stay ugly,

♥ Lynette Joy.